There's a lot of noise, and while I did mess with the audio track, putting it on Youtube kind of made it even worse. My microphone is kind of messed up, and in addition to making me sound like I articulate badly, I'm practically mumbling.

I did put it together in like 2 hours – and didn't bother with noise removal and such, and I have no intention of redoing it, so here's a link to my original script – to hopefully help you make out the horrible YouTube video and audio. I'll probably redo the review in proper text form when I'm free.

short_script.txt

If you can't understand what I'm saying, don't worry – I don't either.